17th Jun 2009, by admin, filed in Uncategorized

This is the salad: 

  • 1/2 cup of decent mixed greens, though by no means transporting
  • 5 halved grape tomatoes, not especially flavorful
  • a quarter cup of chopped red and golden beets
  • 6 string beans
  • a really blah vinaigrette  

 HOW COULD THIS SALAD COST 12 DOLLARS??? And why are people paying for it? I just assumed a salad like this would be 8$ tops and so I didn’t look at the price. When the bill came, I was flabbergasted. Last night, at a cute hole in the wall place called Weird Fish, my sister and I spent 60$ on a salad, two sides and a fish dish (and two glasses of wine). The kicker is, I was so hungry after dinner, I ended up grabbing a 4$ taco. I just want to state for the record that no salad is worth more than $10 dollars, and that salad must have some kind of wildly flavorful protein accent–house cured salmon, or grilled prawns, or skirt steak. I really need to get out of San Francisco. 

3 Comments

  1. jane
    18/06/2009

    oh man. salad prices are insance considering how cheap the ingredients are and how you don’t have to actually use man power to cook them. i mean, there wasn’t even cheese on your salad so this one is especially infuriating.

    welcome back.

  2. 18/06/2009

    I used to work at this big corporation with its own cafeteria and you’d see these ultra nerdy dudes with gigantic 9 months pregnant bellies making themselves salads at the salad bar, thinking they were being all healthy. They’d pop those things on the scales and they were always over ten dollars. I especially liked one of their guts would rest on the checkout counter as they reached up to put their “salads” on the scale.

  3. Clare
    25/06/2009

    Welcome back to America!

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